How to make your first Short Film

Take all the ingredients you like, if you cant find some of them: improvise. Put them all in a big bowl and stir em up real good then shove everything in the oven to cook. When the bell goes off, take the cake out, put some fancy icing on it, maybe a candle and serve. It may taste like a tire or it may taste very nice. I cant eat any coz i was eating the raw mixture and i feel sick. Maybe in the morning I'll have some with my coffee.